Sameer Yousuf

Tim and Eric’s Comedy of Repulsion - Salon.com

March 2nd!!!!!

This is amazing. I better starting prepping for my interview.

To the torrents!!!!!!!

True to You

100 million cooties! I say no thanks. 

scienceofkissing:

From my book The Science of Kissing! Have questions? Message me and I’ll choose some to answer here…

1. Human lips are different from those of all other animals because they are everted, meaning that they purse outward.

2. But we are not the only species to engage in kissing-like behaviors. Great apes press their lips together to express excitement, affection, or reconciliation.

3. Being close enough to kiss helps our noses assess compatibility. In a landmark study in Switzerland it was reported that women prefer the scents of men whose immunity-coding genes are different from their own. Mixing genes that way may produce offspring with a stronger immune system.

4. Dopamine, a neurotransmitter associated with feelings of desire and reward, spikes in response to novel experiences, which explains why a kiss with someone new can feel so special.

5. In some people, a jolt of dopamine can cause a loss of appetite and an inability to sleep, symptoms commonly associated with falling in love.  

6. Dopamine is produced in the ventral tegmental area of the brain, the same region affected by addictive drugs like cocaine.

7. In men, a passionate kiss can also promote the hormone oxytocin, which fosters bonding and attachment.

8. The exchange of saliva could provide a reproductive advantage for males. During an open-mouthed kiss, a man passes a bit of testosterone to his partner. Over weeks, and months, repeated kissing could enhance a females libido, making her more receptive to sex.

9. Evolutionary-psychologists have discovered that men are far more likely to prefer sloppy tongue kisses than women.  

10. One milliliter of saliva contains about a 100 million bacteria.

• me: oh nice
• yeah that holy ghost is nice
• I like the cults more though
• is this what a furry party is like
• this other video?
• Phill: imagine geeks
• me: if so, I'm gonna start going
• Phill: thinking that whatever they say is smooth
• saying their best pickup lines
• me: i recognize star fox i think
• Phill: and thinking htey're working
• that's what happens when you put on a furry suit
• Phill: oh fuck it's snowing
• i just learnd this from twitter

GIFSoup

That skateboard move is money.

ha, my mom always makes fun of me cause my urdu sounds like that. Not that I’m saying that kind of stuff to my mom. but yeah, my urdu sucks.

those absolut vodka commercials are awesome too

ouch, my entire 20s summarized in 4 minutes.

These would make awesome letter openers, if I still got letters. I do want to start a gang and call it the skeleton club. Whose in? Even got some sweet gang signs to adopt on page 228.

Great. I read this right as I’m applying to biomedical PhD programs.

where do I get this surgery?

My only new year’s resolution is to learn this dance. That includes fitting in them skinny jeans. 

(via extremetech)

1. Jedi Mind Tricks (15)
2. 8Ball & MJG (12)
3. MF DOOM (8)
4. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. (5)
5. Wale (4)

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Yay Evan!

Ha, married people.